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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a young green off the track TB

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a two horse trailer for my young green off the track TB

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer for my young green off the track TB

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 days of stall rest, 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 chiro visits, 10 days of stall rest, 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 riding lessons, 11 chiro visits, 10 days of stall rest, 9 vet visits, 8 farrier opinions, 7 shots of Adequan, 6 saddle fittings, 5CC OF ACE, 4 polo wraps 3 horsey blankets, a two horse trailer all for my young green Off the track TB

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WARNING: HORSES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE HABIT FORMING

Some important tips for horse owners…

1. To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
2. To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
3. To cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
4. To get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
5. To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
6. To get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
7. To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is a round to see him.
8. To induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
9. To make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
10. To make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.

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I came across these photos while surfing the net:

I was wondering if they were part of a group of photos. Alas I found them on one of those free desktop wallpaper sites that gave no credits to the original photographer. I am sure that they might have come from the rat version of LOL Catz. If you know the story behind these photos I would for you to leave a comment. I do believe that the photographer needs the credit here, as he/she is brilliant.

Edited to add:

Thanks to a very helpful reader I now know the photographer and the names of the rats in the photos. The rats are Duck and Worm and they belong to 19 year old Jessica Florence.  Jess wants to be a professional photographer and by the looks of it she is well on her way. Maybe there is a reader out there that will give her, her first assignment. Here is here blog where you can see more of here work. Jessica Florence’s blog.

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