Just for horse owners…..

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How Do You….

Cure equine constipation?
Load them in a clean trailer!

Cure equine insomnia?
Take them in a halter class.

Get a horse to wash their own feet?
Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.

Get a mare to come in heat?
Take her to a show.

Get a mare in foal the first cover?
Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.

Make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted?
Sell her before she foals.

Get a show horse to set up perfect?
Get him out late at night when no one is around to see him.

Induce a cold snap in the weather?
Clip a horse.

Make it rain?
Mow a field of hay.

Induce labor in a mare?
Go to sleep.

Make a small fortune in the horse business?
Start with a large fortune.

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