How Do You….
Cure equine constipation?
Load them in a clean trailer!
Cure equine insomnia?
Take them in a halter class.
Get a horse to wash their own feet?
Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
Get a mare to come in heat?
Take her to a show.
Get a mare in foal the first cover?
Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
Make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted?
Sell her before she foals.
Get a show horse to set up perfect?
Get him out late at night when no one is around to see him.
Induce a cold snap in the weather?
Clip a horse.
Make it rain?
Mow a field of hay.
Induce labor in a mare?
Go to sleep.
Make a small fortune in the horse business?
Start with a large fortune.