Very important tips for horse owners

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WARNING: HORSES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE HABIT FORMING

Some important tips for horse owners…

  1. To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
  2. To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
  3. To cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
  4. To get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
  5. To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
  6. To get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
  7. To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is a round to see him.
  8. To induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
  9. To make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
  10. To make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.
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