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WARNING: HORSES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE HABIT FORMING

Some important tips for horse owners…

1. To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
2. To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
3. To cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
4. To get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
5. To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
6. To get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
7. To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is a round to see him.
8. To induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
9. To make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
10. To make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.

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2 Responses to “Very important tips for horse owners”

1. alex Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

   clipping a horse changes the weather. great. words to live by. ffs.

2. Lesley Says:
   January 22nd, 2010 at 1:55 am

   Alex is obviously not a horse person